What did they say about the geniuses and retards? They’re the same thing or something?
I’m gonna stay by Ryan, I feel safer. Ryan don’t run from me!
Someone ate me. SOMEONE ATE ME. WHO’S GOT ME IN THEIR MOUTH? Don’t eat me, let me out!
If we took a screenshot of dead Ray in chapter six, and sent it to your parents, would they be upset?
How do I make the weather happen?
I’m worried for my ankles. Screw it, YOLO!
Michael, on this let’s play we’re team neighbourhood watch.
I shot a nerf dart onto my eyeball, and it suctioned to my eye.
I’m getting hit in the face by a flower.
This achievement is personal to me, because it’s happening right now. This achievement is called getting wood.